Computers are Broken (and we're all going to die)
Presented by:
Bryan Lunduke used to be a Software Developer, Vice President of game companies, Marketing Guru at SUSE, openSUSE elected Board member.
What's he up to now? Nobody knows... It's a big mystery.
Let's face it, the future is here... and all of our computers are broken. Software is slow and buggy. Systems are only supported for a few years (at most). Everything is reliant on an active Internet connection just to function at a basic level. Even our CPUs, themselves, are inherently insecure (by design). It's utter chaos. In other words: We're all doomed.
- Date:
- 2019 April 27 - 09:30
- Duration:
- 45 min
- Room:
- HC-108
- Conference:
- LinuxFest Northwest 2019
- Language:
- Track:
- Humans
- Difficulty:
- Easy
- Computers are Broken (and we're all going to die)
- Start Time:
- 2019 April 27 09:30
- Room:
- HC-108
- Baling Wire, Bailing Buckets, or Bailing Out
- Start Time:
- 2019 April 27 09:30
- Room:
- CC-236
- Elephant on a Cloud
- Start Time:
- 2019 April 27 09:30
- Room:
- HC-103 Postgres
- UEFI Boot for Mere Mortals
- Start Time:
- 2019 April 27 09:30
- Room:
- CC-208
- Let's build our own Internet-of-Things
- Start Time:
- 2019 April 27 09:30
- Room:
- CC-115
- The Top Seven Database Mistakes You Are Making
- Start Time:
- 2019 April 27 09:30
- Room:
- CC-200
- Playing in the Sandbox
- Start Time:
- 2019 April 27 09:30
- Room:
- CC-114
- Audio Production on Linux
- Start Time:
- 2019 April 27 09:30
- Room:
- HC-104 Jupiter
- Logging, Metrics and APM at Scale
- Start Time:
- 2019 April 27 09:30
- Room:
- G-103
- Try Linux Tutorium
- Start Time:
- 2019 April 27 09:30
- Room:
- CC-234
- Make a music synthesizer in Bash
- Start Time:
- 2019 April 27 10:00
- Room:
- CC-202 Tutorials
- Blender 2.8: An intro to 3D Animation
- Start Time:
- 2019 April 27 10:00
- Room:
- CC-201 Tutorials
- LPIC-1 Preparation Session
- Start Time:
- 2019 April 27 10:00
- Room:
- HC-112 LPI